Found the weed

  • white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
  • Japanese people: nope
  • Thai people: nope
  • Black people: nope
  • Latin people: nope
  • Cuban people: nope
  • Native people: nope
  • Korean people: nope
  • Desi people: nope
  • Arab people: nope
  • Queer people: nope
  • Vietnamese people: nope
  • Chinese people: nope
  • Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
  • Jewish people: nope
  • Romani people: nope

Easter 420 in Mexico.

  • Midnight local time
  • *walks out hotel room to go have rendezvous con bartenders de la resort*
  • Mom(in hallway on her way to make sure I was in my room): where are you going?
  • Me(drunk): bar
  • Mom: you've been drinking all frikkin day.
  • Me: I'm in frikkin Mexico...on vacacíon
  • Mom: I told your grandmother you would be at church tomorrow
  • Me: (internally not giving. Fucking fuck because 420 and being 2 days involuntarily weedless) I'm just gonna have one drink
  • Mom: blah blah blah federales blah blah black in Mexico blah blah...
  • Me: (walks back in to room shuts door pours self shot, cracks beer and begins rant on tumblr)
  • Me: (walks out hotel room to go have rendezvous con bartenders de la resort)

Drunk in Mexico be like….#nevashouldagaveyouniggasmoney

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